Caption That!

Caption – A line, or few lines, used to elaborate a photograph

Bio – A few self-descriptive lines used to give a first impression of you

Social media is good. It’s good to connect and sometimes, maintain that connection. It’s good since we cannot meet people because we spend too much time on social media. It’s good because some of us are human and can forget birthdays. And the best and most important thing about social media is that it is great tool for stalking! If you’ve not stalked anyone through social media, you do not belong to the place.

Social media is sometimes not about others but about giving too much importance to one-self. Hence, when you see a picture captioned as “self-love”, please do not get any other ideas. It just means that someone is just feeling obsessed about themselves and that needed a picture, which was duly taken. That picture was also required to be uploaded somewhere, because “self-love” isn’t always the most satisfying if it is kept to one self.

There are other crazy captions. There are pictures which invoke the souls of mighty people. Hence, we get pictures captioned with words from Gandhi, Dr. Kalam, Confucius, Swami Vivekanand, Martin Luther King Jr., Oscar Wilde and others. That is still alright. My heart sinks when people put a quote from Mark Twain and credit it to a Hollywood actor!

Bios are quite difficult to understand as well. I am Sagittarius*, so I will behave like a jerk on Sundays. I am a Leo*, so I will be over-sensitive and over-dramatic at whatever I do. I go about being a prince/princess, because I come from a kingdom called “Nowhere”. The most creative people announce their birthdays by declaring, “I cut cakes on …………….”. These aren’t just your regular captions and bios, these are big time exaggerations.

Here are some interesting and over exploited captions.

Finally married

Am I the only one to think that this makes it sound all so desperate, for whatever reason it may be?

Mah life, mah rulezzzz…

They have restrictions at home and won’t be served dinner if they reached post 11 PM.

Perfectly flawed

Too many flaws that I lost the count

Meeting you was my destiny and falling in love was beyond my control (Every engagement/marriage pic ever)

Couldn’t fight those hormones any longer without society's approval.

Wanderlust

I am on a solo trip, but now I feel really lonely and empty and would upload a picture of every tree that I find.

I am not saying I have never used any exaggerated captions before. I may have and might again use one in the future. I would not realize it, though. There would be someone writing a blog about it then!

Yours bitterly,

Ashish M.

(* - Written with zero knowledge/interest in astrology. Any resemblance to reality is purely co-incidental)