2020 Corona Games

game - an activity that one engages in for amusement or fun

Lockdown Day 26,

Mumbai,

India

                 Day 26, but it seems months. We’re all holding up, for now. We will stay put, because of all creatures, humans are the best at adapting. Of course, we haven’t been that great to adapt to alternatives of plastic and fossil fuels for years, but who cares (no immediate threat, eh?). There will be a cure for this virus, eventually. In this battle, we will win – it is only a matter of when!

                While this cure comes along, it’s important for us to be engaged. It’s important that you find things to do so that you do not end up becoming Joaquin Phoenix’s “Joker” with your inmates. Brace yourselves, we have 2020 Corona Games! Participation in these games is not compulsory, but it will definitely make you look cooler! These games are inclusive - open for all, dumb or intelligent.

Here is a list of these games, for your convenience.

1.    Dalgona Coffee Challenge – One of the best things to come out of corona virus. We would’ve never known this form of coffee without the pandemic. The most difficult part here – the coffee milk is to be sourced from a unicorn. It is not a challenge in any other case.

2.  My spouse knows to cook challenge – Men, you never cared to upload an Instagram story when your mom cooked biryani, stop making a big deal out of the poha cooked by your wife. And women, just because your husband has learnt to boil water, stop drooling over it. Be a feminist and understand that men knowing to cook is an essential skill, it’s not an amazing talent. If he did not have this essential skill earlier, what does it say about your choices?

And for God’s sake guys, stop calling them ‘best husband/wife’ if you have been married just once in your life. You can’t be the best if you ran the race alone.

3.    Saree Challenge - “Thank you my fraand for challenging me. These are difficult times, so I will spread some positivity here. Let me upload my own picture in a saree with a copied caption.” Need a microscope to find a challenge here.

Jokes apart, shame on men, actually. We need to spread our own version of positivity. We need a boxer shorts challenge – that’s how we attend our video meetings.

4.    Facebook third party apps – They would gain ‘authorised access’ to your profile and tell you what your good and bad qualities are. Introspection is difficult anyways.  

5.   Ludo Screenshots – Tag your friends and celebrate your victory. Thanks for sharing - everyone in your friend list really cared to know about the result.

            Let’s look forward to more challenges. Who knows how long we would be in this strange situation. Take care of your mental health, and of people around you. Stay connected - keep making those video calls with your loved ones and please upload the screenshots everywhere.

Try to be positive, or not?

Yours bitterly,

Ashish M.

P.S. – Thanks to my classmate Rahul for sharing his frustration about one of these games and inspiring this post. Keep your suggestions flowing, folks!